Rapper Pun

Wieght Watchers

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caterpillar

Navy SEALs

Mickey HOUSE

Rumor pun

A rumor is like a used car: to find out how far it will go, you have to get it started.

American Pun

There's an american standing outside the bathroom, but inside European

Horse pun

There was a man who was cursed and turned into a pony. He ran into his friend in the bar once and struck up a conversation. They talked so much he lost his voice. His friend asked ''Is everything okay? You seem to be a little horse."

Shorts pun

A guy went into his phsychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. His shrink said "I can clearly see you're nuts."

Riendeer Pun

What is the purpose of riendeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

Mining Pun

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Police pun

The police were called to a daycare center because a three year old was resisting a rest.

Pencil Pun

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Noah's ark pun

Need an ark with two of each animal? I noah guy.

Condiments pun

I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to ketchup to me.

Car pun

There was a guy who drove his car into a tree. That day he learned how a Mercedes Bends.

Rehab pun

There was a sign on the lawn of a rehab center that said "Keep off the Grass.''

Watch pun

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I realized I could never find the time

Hurdle pun

I used to have a fear of jumping over hurdles, but i got over it.

Lefty pun

Did you hear about the man who got his left side cut off, but he's all right now.   :)

Juggling pun

It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Boomerang pun

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang. Then it came back to me

Anti-gravity pun

I was reading a book about anti-gravity. It was impossible to put down.

Baseball pun

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Cat fight Pun

Cat pun

Haha I got a good pun: Cat from the TV show Victorious was at a cafe when these two girls got into a cat fight and that gave her the idea to make a pic of her fighting herself! Get it, Cat fight, Cat was fighting herself, LOL.